Battersea Parker

Battersea Parker

Malcolm's a man in his mid-thirties, very tall and quite handsome too. He's also a successful manager of a restaurant, has money in the bank and is a bachelor looking for true love. Would he still be an eligible bachelor though, if he was still a virgin? Would he still be desired, if he wore spectacles and was a little bit of a geek? Truth is, Malcolm is a wonderful man, but he seriously lacks confidence. He's been in love with the same woman for three years, yet she doesn't even know it and people would rather bully him, than offer him a real friendship. Malcolm leads a very dull and routine driven life. However, that's about to change with the introduction of Dexter, a South Londoner, with enough swagger, nerve and craziness for the both of them.

An adult comedy about one man's desire to be someone, followed by his dream to become a nobody yet again.

Title:Battersea Parker
Edition Language:English
ISBN:9781987717167
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    Battersea Parker Reviews

  • Jo

    With this book, what you see on the cover, is what you get. A book full of craziness, sex and comedy. It's definitely not a book that offers so much, then fails to deliver, because this just keeps on ...

  • Dani Malkova

    So rude, so funny!...

  • Sal

    I loved this book. It was very crude and very funny. I absolutely love Dexter. by far one of the best characters I've ever read in a book - Such a mess, so misunderstood, so adorable. Loved, loved, lo...

  • Christina Phipps

    OMG!! I was told to give this book a try by a friend and I'm so glad i did. A dangerous, risky and uncomfortable read to say the least, that left me in a world of laughter. I honesty couldn't put it d...

  • Joanne Broode

    It made me cringe, cry with laughter, and I totally become one with the characters. I really enjoyed it and for such a big book, it's a really fast read....

  • Sam Johnson

    I'm torn as to how to rate this book. On one hand, for a first book, Tudeski nails the humour completely. Writing something funny is very hard to capture in literature form and I often found myself sm...

  • Teagan

    Jimmy Tudeski, whilst reading your book, I hated you, then I loved you. Then you completely turned me off, then you turned me on again. What kind of writer puts his readers through so many emotions, y...

  • Donna Milton

    I had recently heard of this author and his comedy, but the first thing that hooked me to this book was the stories setting in Battersea. Not only was it set in London, but I actually know of some of ...

  • Lili Davidson

    JAM!!This word pretty much sums up what I thought about this book and I love jam. It's clear this writer is very passionate about what he does and doesn't hold back trying to achieve it. Never have I ...

  • Jill

    This book made me happy in places I didn't think I could be happy. It's basically a story between two male friends, with a lot of sexiness thrown into the mix. Malcolm is a geek, Candy is stupid, Sall...